You thought I put up a new blog design and just disappeared, didn't you? (Well, I can't blame you--and I'll post more on that later.) But I couldn't let the Academy Awards pass me by. Though this year's gowns were generally, for lack of a better word, boring, there were winners and losers nonetheless. And even if you disagree, we can all agree on a good lesson from this year's red carpet: When in doubt, avoid the ruffles.
Best DressedI had trouble finding looks that really took my breath away, but Cameron Diaz (
My Sister's Keeper) just might be the best dressed. She may not be winning any Oscars, but she sure looks like one--in a good way--in Oscar de la Renta.

Cameron Diaz in Oscar de la RentaMeryl Streep's (
Julie & Julia) elegant Chris March gown was one of my favorites, too. We've seen white gowns on the red carpets this year, and they sometimes look more Kleinfeld's than Kodak Theatre. But Meryl's seductive neckline, strong shoulders, and subtle jewelry are perfect--and age-appropriate, though I think this gown would be appropriate on any age woman.

Meryl Streep in Chris MarchFew women can pull off cascading ruffles, but the forever-young Demi Moore did so with ease. Her blush-colored Atelier Versace gown fits well and the ruffles don't overwhelm her frame. I can't remember Demi's last film, but I think she could make a great career of bottling and selling her seemingly fabulous genes.

Demi Moore in Atelier VersaceNot only was I surprised to see Nicole Richie on the red carpet, but I was also surprised to see her in such a stunning gown. Her long-sleeve, backless Reem Acra is simple yet stands out among the sweetheart necklines and fluffy trains.


Nicole Richie in Reem AcraWorst DressedHey, Sarah Jessica? You've got amazing style, but you should have looked at your back in the mirror before stepping out on the red carpet. It seems you've sat in some sparkles, and there is something stuck to the back of your head.

Sarah Jessica Parker in ChanelThere's nothing wrong with embracing your curves, but I'm really confused about what's going on from J.Lo's waist down with this cotton-candy Armani gown.

Jennifer Lopez in Armani PriveWe've seen a lot of unfortunate ruffles on recent red carpets, but Vera Farmiga's (
Up in the Air) take the cake. Not to mention, that color clashes horrifically with the red carpet!

Vera Farmiga in MarchesaI can't say she looks terrible, but Kathryn Bigelow's (
The Hurt Locker) Yves Saint Laurent gown was a huge disappointment, especially after she became the first woman to win Best Director. On her big night, she should have gone strapless and sparkly, but instead went Mother of the Bride. Is that a matching prom-style handbag?

Kathryn Bigelow in YSLPhotos from Getty Images and Socialite Life